And for my next trick. How to stop an asteroid.

I know you've always had that one question nagging you and keeping you from getting a good night's sleep.

What's the meaning of life? Nope, that's not it. (Besides, we all know the meaning of life is 42)

Is there life after death? No, no, not that question either.


How does that guy from Jersey Shore get his hair that way? No, you silly rabbit, that's not it either.

Oh, then it must be How do you stop a killer asteroid? Ding, ding, ding, you get a ration and a first-aid kit for that. Don't use it all at once!


You can sleep well tonight because the answer's all here:

See the larger image here.